Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

I am just a man, who is here in a quest to raid Newgrounds as a side quest for love and glory (my main quest also involves power.) There is no way I can do this task by my lonesome, so I have, unbeknown to anyone, procured the services of an army of douchebags hailing from all the infinetely many corners of our round Earth. Although they have no idea that they are my army nor do I reward them for such.

Once I have finished several important worldly pursuits I shall turn to the happy-go-lucky, happy-go-fucky, emo, badass, parodist, lolazer, and, at times, completely fucked-up land of the flashcrafters. I shall strive to be all these things and more. I also plan to shoot laser beams from my dick.

"Why?" You must be asking. It is because of the fact that when the mundane human faces the encroaching darkness of death and the undoing of all we humans have achieved, he/she will either cower before it or passively accept it. It takes a great human to look into the face of doom and tell it to go fuck itself. Yes, the end of all approaches even now, rest assured that neither Heaven nor Hell nor blasted Purgatory exists to accept you. No deities rule above us and no daemons scheme beneath us.

Do not fear the darkness for it is no deterrent to a happy human. At the end of things, you will become nothing, the very same lack of a place that you came from. If you do as one free ought to then, when doom takes you, it will be a sad instant but not one nearly powerful enough to outweigh a thousand joyous instants before your doom.

I know what you're thinking (remember my location that I listed) and you may be right. Perhaps I am completely out of my mind, but if sanity means drudgery then why bother with it.

Always remember to live free, waaagh well, stomp fast, die even harder...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

(feel free to PM me with your hate/love/miscellanious/tasty mail)